it’s weird here

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come on in

MY EXPERTISE:

Beauty product development, cosmetic chemistry, artificial intelligence, fresh branding

MY PHILOSOPHY:

Make it happen

MY MOTTO:

Hustle. Rest. Repeat.

IN A NUTSHELL:

I bring abstract concepts to life with expert detail, passion, urgency & drive.

They say brag about yourself…

…or nobody else will.

I prefer to work hard, no wait, kickass until “they” notice.

I made this website/resu-MEH. to let the world know I’m here to do firecracker-type 🧨 awesomeness. Needless to say, I am out here daring greatly.

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Education

 

Diploma in Cosmetic Science

Society of Cosmetic Science | 2014

Master of Biomedical Informatics

Oregon Health & Sciences University | 2012

Naturopathic Medicine

Southwest College of Naturopathic Medicine | 2005-2007

Bachelor of Science, Chemistry & Psychology

ORU | 2005

 

Experience

SUPALUXE

FOUNDER, AI Beauty Awards Chief Human | 2024 - Current

COCO CHEMISTRY

FOUNDER, Inventor of SILICLONE™ TECH | 2023 - Current

THE LAB & CO.

FOUNDER + CEO + Cosmetic Chemist | 2010 - Current

CLEANTAN

Co-Founder & New Product Development | 2014 - 2020

Mom Life* 2010 - Current

*If you don’t understand why this is on my resume, just ask around.

+ Corporate jobs, waitress jobs, retail jobs, telephone sales jobs, pharmaceutical sales jobs, a colon-hydro therapist job (ask me later), cleaning jobs, working for my step-dad, Larry = (all the work experience anyone needs)!

I am the Jack Julie of all trades.

From product development & innovation to future-forward design & firecracker emojis,

I make it happen.

If you aren’t sold on me yet, here are some quotes from the people who know me best.

  • "I'm using your butt lotion on my face and it's really working!"

    — My 74 year-old mom

  • "This spagetti tastes like oatmeal. That's not too impressive for a chemist."

    — My daughter

  • "If you do decide to marry chapGPT, I won't be in your wedding."

    — My son

Going up?

Me too.

Let’s go

together.

I’m into new collaborations, big ideas, taking risks, being kind, and drinking coffee.

SHOULD WE CONNECT?