Well that was beautiful!
If you don't like dumb jokes, please exit immediately....
Why did the moisturizer join the dating app?
It was looking for some "deep hydration."
What’s a beauty product’s favorite type of music?
Glam rock!
Why did the lipstick break up with the foundation?
Because it found something better to stick with.
Why don't sunscreens make good friends?
Because they’re always throwing shade.
What do you call a skincare product that can also sing?
Aloe-vera Fitzgerald.
Why did the exfoliator go to therapy?
It had too many layers to peel back.
Why did the serum never tell secrets?
Because it was always transparent!
Why did the beauty blender go to school?
It wanted to be well-rounded.
What’s a makeup artist's favorite snack?
Glossed donuts.
Why did the mascara brush go to jail?
It was caught in a lash scandal!
Why did the cleanser break up with the toner?
It just wasn’t in the right pH balance.
What do you call a face mask that always tells the truth?
An "honesty" sheet mask!
Why was the foundation so calm?
Because it always stayed well "blended."
What did the lipstick say to the lip gloss?
"You shine, but I stick around."
Why did the beauty guru bring a ladder to the makeup store?
To reach new heights in contouring.
What’s a concealer’s biggest fear?
Being exposed!
Why are makeup artists bad at poker?
They always reveal their hand.
Why did the face cream refuse to gossip?
Because it believed in keeping things smooth and drama-free.
What’s a beauty addict’s favorite exercise?
Reps of "mas-car-ious" lashes!
Why did the serum start a podcast?
To "boost" its audience.